The Hospital and Accomodation

Scrub suit sa Medical Records Department

My Dell Inspiron Laptop

Accomodation namen. Hirap kasi kumuha picture at mahigpit ata cla d2 sa Riyadh

Transcription Room

The Specialized Medical Center Hospital

Learning the Indian Language

My Indian officemate Renjith K.M.

I told him to write it down because I find it difficult to pronounce the word just by hearing him say it.

Welcome - Swagatham
Nothing - Onnumilla
You are beautifull- Nee Sundariyanu
Let's go- Namukku Pokam

Come - Vaa
Finished?- Theerno?

yeah sure - Kuzaapamilla (My version: kuyappamilla)

I love You- Njan Ninne Snehikkunnu (My version: nyani sinehikuno)

Oopss!! - Ayyo!!

You want water?- Vellam veno?
Water- Vella,
Food- Ahaaram
Sorry- Kshemikkanam (My version: shemikanam)

Amazing shots of Che-che

I soooo love these photos...


Nice shot Insan!

Trip to Ibuna

Wala ako sa mood mag blog kaya heto na lang muna. Pictures sa Ibuna bago ako lumipad patungong Saudi Arabya...

From right to left (mamita, mame anita, mame flor, aurelis)
Si papito un nasa likod.

Mamita and Spot

Me, Myself and I

Ivhan and Me sa tabing dagat

Mame flor while singing "magtanim ay di biro, maghapon nakayuko.." lalalala

Papito reminiscing his golfing days ..

ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she
was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a
year.

On the second day the knee was better, on the third day it
disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she begun seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male,
mentally alert but forgetful.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant
with only 40 pound weight gain in the past three days

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

Since she can't get pregnant with her husband,
I thought you might like to work her up.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,
until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car
for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of the genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

The patient was to have a bowel resection.
However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

Skin: somewhat pale but present

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank,
who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Buhay Magtatahong

Advisory: Kung kapos sa pangunawa isara na ang bintana


Ako ay isang batang lumaki sa angkan ng palaka
Maginoong balatkayo kaya nmn sa kangkungan ang tambayan ko
Turo ng magulang maging binatang huwaran
Wag tatayo hangat hindi pinapatayo
Wag dudura hanggat hindi nababasa at
Wag puputok hannggat hindi naipapasok

Ugaling minana pa sa lola
Sumundot, kumadyot, at umutot sa kama
Ariba mula umaga hanaggang malapnos ang patola
Kung si lola ay byahera ako nmn ay curacha
Ugali nmn ni lolo mag tsongke sa kanto
nakatanghod sa mga lasenggero
sabay lagok ng kwatro kanto
kung si lolo ay tanggero
ako nmn ay bosero

Pag-ibig koy labas masok sa panahong ummindayog
minsan taga-araw, ta-lamig, at tag-ulan
pero mas madalas ang taglagas dahil sa sabunot na natatanggap

Unang nabinyagan dahil sa pesteng kaibigan
unang sundot nyakz daplis!
ikalawang subok aray! singit!
ikatlong dukdok amf... panis!
ikaapat na tutuok, hahahayyy..umis!
aking natutunan batas ng kaligayahan
hindi lahat ng tusok ay pumapasok
at hindi lahat ng butas dapat pinapasok

Minsay tumibok ang puso sa makata
hilig nia ay magbalagtas at bumaybay ng tula
ibinigay lahat ng hiling maging bituing walang ningning
makamtam lang pagsintang ....
nampucha kung gumigiling

ngunit ano natamo kundi pagkabigo at pagkatalo
sa pamantyan niyang pito at de kuatro ang taludtod ko ay ano...
ako ay nanlumo, napaiyak sa pagkabigo
pamantayan niyang pito pambihira umambisyon pa sa de otso
ano nga ba nmn ang ilalaban ko
taludtud ko'y isang hamak na ikaanim lang at ikatlo

sa sakit nanaramdaman hiling ay mawakasan agad ang buhay
tumakbo at tumalon sa kung saan
maging sa leon ay makipag asaran
lentek na mga unggoy sa kagubatan
hagikgikan sa aking kabiguan

minsan sa paglalakad ako nadapa
nasadlak at nasubsob sa maalat na nakabukaka
napawi ang uhaw at sakit ng kalooban
kaya nmn naisipan ikalalakal ang katawan

Unang naibenta ng kaklase sa plaza
sa isang magdalenang tenga ay operada
mantakin mo kung tumingin balawais tlaga!
buhok pa lang inangkupo mapapabahing ka tlg!

sumunod nmay dalaga kuno pero me asawa
kamot pa lang sa tyan itaykupo patay ka na,
eh pano pa kaya kung sisisid ka pa

ang ikatloy ulupong na me kurikong
pag sinumpong ng kati kaagad ay nakapatong
sa dalas mangati sa ulo ako ay napapakamot
kaya heto ako ngaun lenshak! napapanot!

hindi naglaon trabaho ay sineryoso
pagsapit ng gabi nakatayo na agad sa kanto
bitbit ang kapote at pakete ng sigrilyo
pang akit sa parokyano serbisyo beinte kuwatro
kung bitin pa sa beinte kwatro, libre na ang pang beinte singko

sa awa ng demonyo nakaraos dn ang loko
buhay ay umasenso at akalain mo nagkaselpon pa ang loko
iniwan ang kalakalan at sa opisina nanilbihan




Here's the link for the complete article

http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/76721

Paalam Ka Erdie

Timothy 4:7 I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith..








you were a great leader....

you will be missed by all...